Big ideas.
Questionable
outcomes.
For the dreamers. The schemers. The people standing under something very heavy.
Find your next bad idea
assured.THE ACME CO.
Tools for your
next spectacular failure.
Every great plan starts with the right equipment.
And absolutely no backup plan.
All prices include misplaced confidence. These are fictional products. Your wallet is safe.
Behind every
bad plan,
there’s Acme.
We believe no idea is too ambitious, no cliff too high, and no warning label too small.
From our very first anvil to our latest breakthrough in personal propulsion, we’ve helped generations of determined customers get closer to their goals. Sometimes at terminal velocity.
Our products meet all applicable laws.
Except, occasionally, the laws of physics.
Our customers keep coming back.
We’re as surprised as you are.
“Arrived instantly. Worked briefly. Currently embedded in the canyon floor. Will order again.”
Verified purchase · Falling Anvil
“The instructions said ‘point away from face’. Some clarity on whose face would have been useful.”
Verified purchase · Rocket Skates
“Beep beep.”
Unverified review · Just passing through
Something went wrong?
How unexpected.
Our complaints department is standing by.
At a safe distance.
Currently on impact leave.
Does the guarantee cover gravity?
Gravity is a third-party service. Please contact your planet directly.
Can I return a used product?
Absolutely. Please send all pieces in their original crater. Returns must be identifiable as the original product.
Where is my delivery?
Look up. If you see a small dark shape getting rapidly larger, your order is on schedule.
Are these real products?
No. The Acme Co. is a joke company and this is a fictional catalogue. Nothing here is available to purchase.